Paula! Why not? Judd Apatow (/ ˈ æ p ə t aʊ /; born December 6, 1967) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, and comedian. It's called School of... You know... Jill: [holds up Jay's card] Is this yours? I'm a virgin too. I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate. Oh, I *am* the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. I gotta respect that. Share to iMessage. Waxing Lady: Oh! Andy Stitzer: It's gonna be fine. Andy Stitzer: [stammering] I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent. Go f*** a goat! F*** you! Amy: This whole Paris thing! Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? Shit. Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. Jay: You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. Join or Sign In. Andy Stitzer: [while getting his chest waxed] Aaaah, I hate you! Bitch's running wild, man. That's enough! Share to Reddit. Andy Stitzer: [talking to himself, whilst riding his bicycle] Yeah, well, virgin's not a dirty word. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock? "[4][5] It was a good weekend. Mooj: Hey, hey! I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Aim high! Mooj: Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV. Share to Facebook. Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. Not after f***ing brunch! Smart Tech Customer: It don't f***ing matter! Andy Stitzer: Jay thinks you're a pot head. i do not own this i am simply paying tribute to a few of my favorite clips from the movie 40 year old virgin Jay: Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to f*** guys. You've been warned, 'aight? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. F*** ME IN THE ASSHOLE! Jay: Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk. Beth: [they both laugh] What's your name? Anything. Andy Stitzer: [defending himself from Trish's comments on him riding a bicycle] Einstein rode a bike! David: [the same Michael McDonald sampler DVD has been playing on all of the television screens for the last two years] If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground. I don't want to date you anymore! Cal: Why? Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain. Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother. Search. Jay: I don't hang out with him! [23] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A–" on an A+ to F scale. Andy Stitzer: [arguing with David] I have a very fulfilling life! Seriously. Andy Stitzer: I should pull up the hardwood to see if there's carpet underneath. David: [to a shirtless Andy, who has an incredibly hairy chest] I love your sweater. [cuts to Andy playing the Tuba] … If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to f*** Jack Palance right now. The couple then consummates the marriage. Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade, I think. Umm... your hat has sequins. Trish suggests that they postpone having sex, and Andy enthusiastically agrees; they agree to abstain for twenty dates. How you doing? Play with yourself. David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Haziz: Today's forecast? Paula: Andy. Andy Stitzer: What, um, what do you like? "Judd Apatow." The first American-born member of his West Indian family, Brooklyn-bred Romany Malco began his career at the age of seven, when he picked up a microphone and started rapping. David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole. Smart Tech Customer: I'll tell you what. Cal: [looking at Andy's action figures] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? The chest waxing scene was done for real, with five cameras set up to capture the moment. COME ON SUCKER! Trish: He had a wife, who he f***ed, by the way! The site's critical consensus reads, "Steve Carell's first star turn scores big with a tender treatment of its titular underdog, using raunchy but realistically funny comedy to connect with adult audiences. I mean, that sounds gay. Health Clinic Counselor: Mutual masturbation. "[28] Manohla Dargis of The New York Times called the film a "charmingly bent comedy," noting that Carell conveys a "sheer likability" and a "range as an actor" that was "crucial to making this film work as well as it does. [Laying in bed in the morning as alarm is buzzing]. Concerned for David, Cal hires an attractive woman named Bernadette to work at the store hoping to match her with him. Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't *use* it, you *lose* it? And... it's a woman f***in' a horse. Haziz: Hey, Bambi, it's a free country. Andy Stitzer: [cuts to Andy singing on a kareoke machine] "Now pretty ladies, around the word. Cal: You know what's a fun game? David: [watching The Bourne Identity] Y'know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he's rocking the shit in this one! He's already been served. Health Clinic Counselor: Is that a serious question? Boy at Health Clinic: Sounds like my Friday night. Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls. Andy Stitzer: Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Welcome to Smart Tech. [Pans to video of girls in bathing suits] Waves of them coming at you on Friday, Saturday. view on google street: 17401 Ventura Blvd Encino, CA 91316. Web. David it's not... just... just... David: [shouting] Andy for the last time, I don't want your giant box of pornography! Cal: I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School. 40-year-old Andy Stitzer is an employee of electronics store Smart Tech and lives alone in his apartment with his collection of action figures and video games. Andy Stitzer: You know, I just kinda hung out. Garry Shandling suggested it was important to show that Andy was having better sex because he was in love, and instead of directly showing the sex they decided to have Andy sing and have a musical number. "Spoon", nigga. That's never the case. David: Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have. When a conversation at a poker game with his co-workers David, Cal, and Jay turns to past sexual exploits, they learn that Andy is still a virgin and resolve to help him lose his virginity. Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that! We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. David: Yeah, well, you know... nine dollar beer night. Funny scene from 40 Year Old Virgin. The Smart Tech Electronics store was created inside a mini-mall located on Ventura Blvd in Encino, California. Paula: [translation of her Guatamalan love song] Whenever they clean my room I can't find anything. [about how he knew the prostitute was really a transvestite]. A Fun Waste Of … It received positive reviews from critics and grossed $177 million worldwide. I just didn't like you! Smart Tech Customer: Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face! Nicky: You have really kind eyes, you know that? CAPTION. Cal: So what about you? Health Clinic Counselor: There's masturbation. I've never even met you. [small chuckles] No. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? You, uh, what are you, 25? Andy Stitzer: And I didn't have any bread. Romany Malco. Cal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Trish encourages Andy's dream of starting a business, suggesting they fund it by selling his collectibles. [Andy takes off his shirt, revealing a very hairy torso]. Because you are holding each other ever so gently. David: You know how I know you're gay? Did you write this stuff? This is graphic. At Beth's, Andy sobers up and decides to leave just as his friends arrive and encourage him to go back to Trish. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? Romany Malco as Jay in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." Andy Stitzer: [sounding exasperated] A vagina. It's suffering and it's pain and it's... You know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight, and then you, you know, you call them a bunch of times and you try and email, and then they move or they change their email, but that's just love. Trish: [From the other room. Andy Stitzer: Masturbation. Jump off! I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. Because I don't do that, that much. Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the f*** are you to put me on trial? This is how it's gonna go. Andy eventually lands a date with Trish Piedmont, a woman he meets on the sales floor. Andy Stitzer: Oh. Got a [squeaky voice] 'Weird' thing to show ya". Jay: From now on, your dick is my dick. It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all. Trish: Are you at the top of a tall building? Jay: Okay, see... see, now you found yourself a nigga. Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping. Cal: No. Andy's co-workers give Andy various, often contradictory pieces of advice on his appearance and how to interact with women. Andy Stitzer: [Covering] Oh! Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"? Search, discover and share your favorite The 40 Year Old Virgin GIFs. And stop with the inquisition. Jay: [to Mooj] Why you always telling me to go f*** a goat? Jay: Whoa first of all it's not that kind of party. Andy Stitzer: Oh, how much have I had to drink? Cal: [of his first thoughts on Andy] I kinda thought you were a serial killer. What can I help you with? Jay: Now you're being condescending, see? Jay and his girlfriend eventually reconcile, and he invites Andy and the others to a nightclub to celebrate his girlfriend's pregnancy. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin. Trish is relieved and accepting, and the couple profess their love for each another. Trust me on this one, aight? The two argue, and Andy leaves to meet his friends at a nightclub. Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Mooj: [Yelling as he walks away] F*** a goat! That one hurt just as much as the first one! David: Know why you're gay? Jill: You are never going to meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch! Rialto Theatre Closed for … Cal: Sweet! Catherine Keener and Paul Rudd also star. You tell her you're a virgin. Cool cool. We gotta get some f***ing toys! Andy Stitzer: Yeah! David: Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here. Jay. Mooj: [to Jay] Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole? You know what's a dirty word, is asshole, and that's what you guys are. Tell me. For all you know, he in prison right now. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. David: There's some really great stuff in here. Leave us alone, will you? You need to try some wrong, dawg. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce! David: I just want to get drunk, *f***ed up*, and play some cards! Amy: I am not a whore! BRIEF PLOT SUMMARY. Beth: I'd like to introduce you to my friend. I don't mess with him, baby. I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. F*** that nigga up! I'm talkin' about *nasty*! "[32] Ann Hornaday of the Washington Post is critical of the film but praised Carell for his performance: "the most surprising thing about 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' may be that despite the flagrantly exploitative and gratuitous efforts of his friends, Andy remains steadfastly chaste and genuinely humane. f. 40 Year Old Virgin, The Trivia Questions & Answers : Movies D-G This category is for questions and answers and fun facts related to f. 40 Year Old Virgin, The, as asked by users of FunTrivia.com. Tell me. I always have been. How was the date with Trish? She was hiding the kid from you, dawg? Mooj: Life is about people. Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? Mooj: It certainly is not. Andy Stitzer: [while getting his chest waxed] Ooh! Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. I'm so nasty!" The best GIFs are on GIPHY. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off. I dated this whore for like two years... and she stomped all over my heart. I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. The screenplay features a great deal of improvised dialogue. The film ends with a musical sequence where all the characters sing and dance to "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In". Paula: David, what do you suggest we play? I wanna shave your head. She wants to be some immature little bitch and blow everybody, that's... that's love, man. MOST POPULAR. Nicky: I'm starvin... let's get some f***in french toast! David: Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms? Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protection? Andy pursues Trish on his bike but collides with her car and flies through the side of a billboard truck. Because you like Asia. David: F*** off, Haziz. Andy Stitzer: You know what? Share URL. Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! Motorist: Get the f*** out the road, virgin! Andy Stitzer: [Stunned] Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Andy Stitzer: Wow, this place is crowded. Cal: That's a good looking grandma! Please! Do you see any f***ing turban here? Stop smiling, you jerk! Andy Stitzer: [Andy just hit a billboard truck on his bike and crashed through it] There were two sides to that billboard, and they both hurt equally. Get a real f***ing job, why don't you? David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan". [2] The film stars Steve Carell (who co-wrote the film's screenplay with Apatow) as the titular 40-year-old virgin Andy, a clerk at an electronic goods store, whose colleagues resolve to help him lose his virginity. Como se llama! Stormy Daniels has a cameo as herself. The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) - Andy and Jay's girlfriend speed … No, no, no, no, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you. Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy! Cal: [regarding Andy's girlfriend as a grandmother] You can f*** her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? He's taken care of. Share to Tumblr. DIRECTOR: Judd Apatow. Andy Stitzer: I'm not getting bitter. I'm a gay guy now.". Nancy Carell, Steve's wife, plays the health clinic counselor. Trish: I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are f***ing toys. Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women. Haziz: Do you know how I know you're gay? Back to work! Now, back to the famous pup named Jay. 15 Aug. 2015. How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in? Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. Andy Stitzer: Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses? [19][20], On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 85% based on 190 reviews, with an average rating of 7.23/10. [1] The film was released in the United Kingdom on September 2, 2005, and topped the country's box office that weekend.[36]. Share; Tweet; Comment; Where did Andy, Cal, Jay, David, Mooj, and Haziz work? That's not me. Does that come in a V-neck? I spent the last two years of my life regretting it. And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches.". … You're putting the pussy on a pedestal. At the end of Andy and Trish's first date, they almost have sex but are interrupted by Trish's teenage daughter Marla. Fuck. Jay: Nastiest shit you've ever done? Can you get to a roof quickly? Cal: [talking about Trish being a grandma] You should f*** her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday. Andy Stitzer: That girl was a ho... for sho. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back. You have a tiny penis... Cal: Here's what you do. Andy Stitzer: I think I've got all the advice I can handle right now. Ass-kisser! I served him. I can smoke out here if I want. 40 Year Old Virgin - You think this was an accident? Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? [yells] We gonna need more wax! Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we not invited to your party? Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? You know what I'm saying? Look. They're the freshmaker. Andy Stitzer: [after getting a strip of wax ripped from his chest] AAAH! Beth: Andy... Don't tell on me, okay Andy? It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your body. Now, let's move forward amicably. Because it was goin' downhill straight from there. [17][18] Using the conversion of 90 feet of film per minute, this means that the shooting ratio for the film is 96:1 (96 feet shot for each foot used in the release after editing) for the theatrical version (84:1 for the unrated version). Cal: I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? The 40 year Old Virgin - Jay and Kevin Hart (HD) - video Dailymotion To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Andy Stitzer: [pretending to talk to Trish] Really? Andy Stitzer: What the f*** are you talking about? Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' [11] Paul Rudd was criticized for being overweight and the studio was unhappy with how Apatow was "lighting [the film] like an indie". [while watching Jay's girlfriend's ultrasound]. Cal: Well, that may be the case. Trish: All right, I'll see you later, James. You gotta think, patna! Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour. Cal: No. Nothing beats a plasma. Cal: [David's character explodes] F*** you! Cal: [Andy turns away and Cal mimics blowing his own brains out with a finger pistol]. So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. I didn't even know you girls talked like that. Andy Stitzer: Yes, I've never been more embarrassed in my life. "[25][26] The pair gave minor criticisms, with Ebert describing "the way she (Catherine Keener as 'Trish') empathizes with Andy" as "almost too sweet to be funny" and Richard Roeper saying that the film was too long, and at times extremely frustrating. Subscribe. David: I want to take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower. And, you know, instead of, like, saying, "Okay, what am I doing that caused this behavior?" Jay: No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested. Andy Stitzer: I dated this girl for a while. What are you talking about, Seth? Andy Stitzer: [Watching Beth masturbate in the tub] Wow. Malco also costarred in the 2018 movie "Night School." [Trish shows up at Andy's door and the entire apartment looks abandoned]. Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke. She had a weighted chain tied to her neck that was causing abrasions and sores. What if he got boys that's on the outside? You *don't* get the set and I'll throw in the DVD. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. And then, her kid walked in the room... Jay: Woah. 0:14. Andy Stitzer: Oh, ok, I know exactly what you're talking about. Jay: Hey why you always telling me to go f*** a goat man? The name Jay is also the name of one of Andy's friends in the movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin which means it is a seriously good contender for your dog. This really isn't working, Andy. Jay: I will hang your old ass by your turban! You know, she's on her way over here, okay? Andy Stitzer: [about Beth] That woman scares the shit out of me! Andy Stitzer: Well, why don't you get her back right now? Scumbag! She'll like that. I love women! Jay: You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? You're f***ing with the wrong nigga! So why don't you back the shit off, all right? Paula: Andy, when I was young, I developed early. 23 Jan. 2021. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. Trish rushes to his side, and Andy finally confesses that he is a virgin. To a football game. Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them! Cal: Because you're gay so you can tell who the gay people are. That's my customer. Watch the language, okay? David: Tell you what. Okay? I'm gonna get you some pussy. Where are you going with such haste? David: I don't care. Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple. And then one person goes, "Blah blah blah blah blah.". Jay: [to Andy, in a bar] All you got to do is use your instincts. [pause] Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life? It's so creepy. David: Hey, Haziz, could you give us a minute? Party's over... [to Andy] Let the virgin get back to work! "[29] Emanuel Levy gave the film a B+ grade calling it "Raunchier and funnier than Wedding Crashers, this is an R-rated comedy that despite crude surface and foul lingo has a generous heart and a sweet, almost naive center. I work with him and that's it! We f***ed dwarves in the ass! Paula: All right! Andy Stitzer: You know what? In a world where films like The 40-Year Old Virgin is the great bizarro world version of garbage like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Wedding Crashers isn’t much more than the cinematic equivalent of the Chicago Cubs. Andy admits his own virginity to defend her, earning him Marla's respect. 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